Q. What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
A. The Elfabet
Q: Who says sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me?
A: A guy who has never been hit by a dictionary.
Q: What do you get when you pamper your cow?
A: Spoiled milk!
Q:What type of ticks are on the moon?
A: Lunaticks!
Q: What did venus say when it rained acid all weekend?
A: I didn't plant-et that way
Q: What's the result of a butcher and cattle in space?
A: Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Q: Teacher, "why are you so late?"
A: Kid, "There was a sign outside that said 'school children: slow.'"
Q: What do boxers eat for dessert?
A: Pound cake
Q: What did Venus say when it rained acid all weekend?
A: I didn't plant-et that way
Q: What are 2 things that you can never have for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner
Q: What type of ticks are on the moon?
A: Lunaticks
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